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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Legal Woe's Pile Up On Rookie





Ok…I understand there’s a lockout taking place within the NFL, but sir…Mr Bryant there is NO reason why you don’t pay for your coonish jewelry. Apparently the Rookie Dallas Cowboy owes over 246k for unpaid jewelry with the most expensive piece being a $60,000 bracelet.The Jeweler and Dez's counsel are now in the process of working out all the fine details.




Look here Dez, take your ass to the workout room and go train. Just last week he had a run in with the laws over his sagging pants. You NFL players clearly are bored now that you don’t have anything to do. Glad all my Saints stay out the media!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Big K.R.I.T Drops New Album (Betta Late Than Never)



So my nizzle aka Krizzle is FINALLY dropping his new album titled "Return of 4Eva". It was supposed to be released March 22nd but due to personal issues he is dropping it TODAY! If you're wondering who Big K.R.I.T. is I suggest you do a google search of this young Mississippi born phenom. He was recently on the cover of XXL Magazine for the "Freshmen" issue alongside some corny niggas, but you know how that is. Simply take your behinds to Datpiff.com and download one of his best mix tapes "K.R.I.T. Wuz Here". I hope everyone is ready for some real music so all this nonsense that fills the airwaves can be laid to rest. Big HUGE shout out to my boy Big Sant, this is only the beginning!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Crowd Pleasers

Ummmm...is it just me, or do female celebraties seem to be frequenting basketball games at an all time high? They seem to either be attention whoring or showing off their high priced heels.

I am a lover of all heels, so I ALWAYS enjoy seeing these pictures of todays so called "it girls" gracing courtside seats nationwide.
















Now we all know Queen Beyonce is the BEST at this game. I seriously doubt any of these females actually go to the games because they're such huge sports fans, but how else do you stay relevent. Word of advice to LaLa and Ciara, how about you to miss a couple of games for awhile. I'm sure Ciara will have to resort to borrowing some clothing pieces out of La's closet because we all know who's #Winning in that friendship.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Rules and Regulations of Mardi Gras


Working as a MC on world famous Bourbon Street, I encounter many idiotic tourists that are completly clueless as to what will fly in the city of New Orleans during Mardi Gras Season. So I've compiled a list of rules for out of towners to go by to keep from getting on locals everlasting nerves.

1. The street is NOT your bathroom. If you need to piss OR drop a duece, fight the crowds and make your way back to your hotel room. Or pay a little to a shop or bar owner to use their facilities. NOPD loves to arrest people with their pants still around thier ankles.

2. DONT litter. Its understandable that trash cans on the streets become full quickly during parades and drunkan nights along Bourbon Street but do your best to throw your trash into one. Its nothing worse then slipping and falling over a hand granade bottle.

3. Buddy-up with friends. Sorry to inform you clueless fools about this, but this is STILL New Orleans. Our crime rate is VERY high especially during Carnival. Pick-pocketers love a drunk, wondering, confsued tourist thats all by themseleves. Have a meet up point with friends in case you get lost in the crowd.

4. BRING YOUR CREDIT/DEBIT CARD Having your debit or credit card is the safest thing you can do. Having alot of bills on you makes you a target for pick-pockters.

5. Lucky Dog Hotdog Stands are not your friend. Dont even do it...I dont care how drunk you are. I have literally seen a man wash his hands in the lukewarm hotdog water.




6. DONT pet the police horses. Thats the equilvilant of you petting a HUMAN officer. Those animals are trained to back people into walls in case of an emergency. Your drunk ass petting it is simple agrravating the horse and the policeman.

7. Flashing your breasts is not nesscary to receive beads, and do it around a police officier and see how fast they whip out the handcuffs. Dont let those old imagaes of "Girls Gone Wild" fool you.

8. Always have your ID. I dont care if you look 55. I know personally at my job we dont let you in unless we can phyiscally scan your ID. We do that as saftey for patrons and us.

9. Doing stupid crap like fighting will only get you arrested. And let me tell you about New Orleans Police Department. They will put you in a van with everyone else they've arrested and leave you there till their shift is over. Which is usually anywhere from 8 to 12 hours. Then after being booked in jail I promise you wont be released till AFTER Mardi Gras day.

10. The hospitals down here are shitty. That means watch your alcohol intake. Having to be transported to a hospital for alcohol poisioning is time consuming and it fucks up the trip for EVERYONE.

Follow these simple guidelines and you'll be sure to have a great time...hope to see you on the street! Dont forget to buy me a SHOT!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Industry Influence #40


First of the month ladies and gents, so you all know what that means. Those bills are due and my boys Wild Wayne of New Orleans own Q93 and Nuthin But Fire Records CEO and rapper extraordinaire Sess-45 held the 40th Industry Influence at the Hanger.

Industry insiders, dj's, rappers, directors. singers, models, and fans packed the building to get some real knowledge on how to further their careers.

The night started off with EF Cuttin at the one's and two's while New Orleans own premiere modeling group "Pink Ink" took to the stage to model some of Springs newest fashions. Wearing everything from dresses, to swimsuits, to beautifully done jumpsuits the girls gave a little eye candy to the nights opening events.



For all those who don't know about Industry Influence or have never attended one you should know that Wayne himself even gives people that normally wouldn't be able to perform or speak, a chance to grab the mic and share with the crowd their personal successes. If it be the smallest thing as letting everyone know about their services or business, or a new music related endeavor, all is welcomed.




The evening continued with performances from local and surrounding artists kicking off with a young rapper by the name of "Freakie Da Dude" A solo cat who kept the energy and set the tone for following acts.



"Flo'rescent", a quick witted female out of the local New Orleans area. She was even compared to as "the next best thing since Mia X" You all know how I feel about someone comparing themselves to my mama.... I'll honestly be looking forward to future music from her because I tend to give props to ANY female who gets it in onstage. She could stand to work on her stage presence a little, and your "hypeman" should NEVER enter before you or be the mail focal point during a performance. Present ion is the key folks.




A group by the name of "Pay Homage" hit the stage and seemed to bring their own cheering section with them. Word of advice to all aspiring entertainers bringing your own crowd does help. Hell...they got my attention.




A rapper by the name of "Iago" slowed it down a bit with some smoker-esque beats and poetic rhymes. I will mention this, when trying to make a name for yourself and performing in front of a new crows its always best to stat off with a fast paced song to get every ones attention and audience participation.




a new favorite of mine graced the stage. A young and upcoming lyricist by the name of "Dee-1" He performed his new single "Jay-Z, 50, & Weezy", which paints a vivid picture of him having a round table discussion with the namesakes of the song. He released the video for the song and its already reached national recognition, even being played on the ever popular MTV Jams. The ex middle school teacher is unique in many ways. Keeping profanity out of his music and a positive vibe while bringing important facts and issues to light seems to be his speciality. He patiently waiting and quickly becoming even more of a factor in the game.






The performances came to an end and made way for the first panel of the night. "Creating Viral Videos" was the topic of the night with special guest speakers rappers Dee-1, Y.Luck, and Natee', video directors Bonose, Big Ramp and 2 Cent. All of these speakers had one thing in common, they all created a following off of their self made YouTube viral videos, and film projects. Speakers explained the importance and benefit of using simple editing tools and the Internet to create a fan base. If you look up any of the above names on YouTube I guarantee you wont be disappointed with the quality of their work.




The final and most informative panel featured world famous DJ Drama. Drama explained how he got his start simply hustling his own mixtapes around Southern college campuses. The Philly native grew up watching the likes of DJ Clue and the late but great DJ Screw. He studied their hustle and grind and basically emulated it. Instead of presenting his face to the world Drama kept it strictly about the music acting as just a "worker" for DJ Drama when people would ask who he was. He explained how rapper Lil Jon dropped the "Gangsta Grillz" soundbite that you hear on all of his mix tapes and how he basically branded it and made it known all around the world. I was amused by one thing in particular. Drama told the crowd how while rapper Dee-1 was performing his song onstage earlier he was looking up his music video for the song. It goes to show you that no matter how big you think a person is in the game, you never know who's watching for newer greater things within the industry.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

"Dont Be A Dummy" Vol. 1

Sitting around with a few of my female friends we got on the topic of a groupie's fascination with athletes, and entertainers. Keep in mind that a groupie is just a person that wants to deal with another person mearly because of the person that they are. Now a few of my friends have dated an athlete or an entertainer and we got on the subject of league minimum salaries.

Oh yes...it got fun.

So I did my favorite thing, I googled. And this is what we found.



The NBA's league minimum is $473,000 then jumps up to $762,000 after a players first year. And the NBA tends to have some of the best contracts within the MLB, and NFL.



The MLB's MAJOR League minimum salary is $400,000 plus cost of living. Baseball players also are known to have AMAZING contracts, and less injures so you get a longer life span out of the player.




And the ladies most popular men it seems...the NFL starts off at $355,000, with horrible contracts and chances of lockouts. Meaning less money for the players to spend. "No Bueno"

Then I found this bit of information and me and all my girlfriends just laughed.




Moral of the story for all my groupies...I'm sorry I mean fame chasers. Aim high, go for the gold. If you're going to sit in VIP's make sure its the VIP of someone with actual money.

Other factors come into play when using my diagrams here. Ladies think about Wives, kids, and endorsement deals. These factors can either help, or hinder a player. It's not likely that you'll be wifed up being a "fame chaser" unless you're Amber Rose. Look...if you're going to sling the puss, just make sure its to a person that can at least pay for your cab ride home without complaint.

Enjoy your turkey burgers and hot coco!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

No Dancing Allowed

Sooooo...its approximately 3:49am in the morning and my homie over in Dallas Buc lets me know that him and a few of the homies have a new song and video out.

Not gon lie...I rolled my eyes.

See, me and Dallas got this love and hate relationship. And alot of the music that comes out of my old stomping grounds disgusts me. Yeah...you all know why. If I hear "hit the" or "do the" one more time I'm going to scream.

This wasn't the case with this song though (thank ya JESUS), and my boys B.U.C., Block, Ben Franks, Big Tex, Tum Tum, and Double decided to use a verse out of one of Dorrough's song as their hook and basically did a mic pass.

Sounded a little bit West Coast but my boys still kept that Texas feel...have a looksie won't you. I promise it's going to make your head bob.



ShoutOut to my "niggas" even if y'all don't get no bigger...