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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Raz B and Chris Browns "Tweef"



It went down earlier this afternoon on Twitter...wait, maybe I shouldn't use that choice of words. Whatever, all Twitter eyes were upon the pages of alleged woman beater Chris Brown and has been lip gloss wearing crooner Raz B from the once successful group B2k.



The two apparently began tweeting each other because Raz B alleged that he had recorded a song way before Chris Brown recorded it and made it his. All in all, homophobic insults, and butt rape jokes were thrown back in forth between the two for about an hour while all of us "innocent bystanders" watched in shock.

(Click the screen shots to enlarge them in case you missed the action)





Breezy responded with some funny jokes in my opinion, but you all know I am just an evil bitch with no heart sooooo...yeah.







Chris ended his roast with a tweet saying "lol... watch me be the bad guy on the blogs tomorrow!!!! its cool though.. ill wear that".

True Chris...very true...you know they're fixing to have a ball with this...wait...dammit. No pun intended!

Saints Back In The Playoffs!



This past Monday was the highly anticipated rematch between my Saints and the Atlanta Pigeons, excuse me I mean Falcons. After beating us at home by a field goal in overtime earlier in the season emotions were running high as the players took to the Georgia Dome field. We came out on top winning 17-14 therefore killing all the squawking coming out of the Falcons beaks.




Drew Brees took the Saints 90 yards in 13 plays for the go-ahead touchdown, a 6-yard pass to tight end Jimmy Graham with 3:24 to play. This would be only the SECOND home loss for poor little old "Matty Ice" as the Falcons quarterback is nicknamed in three seasons.

After pissing all of New Orleans off just a few days before the game via Twitter, Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White was pretty much scared shitless of our defensive line. Him and Tracy Porter seemed to almost have it out on the field.

I do commend both the Saints and Falcons, because alot of you "true" football fans remember when both teams were the WORST in their division now look at them.

This ladies and gents is why I love the game of football. Hey my Saints...lets repeat another Superbowl! The more games you all win, the more money I receive! WHO DAT SAY THEY GONNA BEAT THEM SAINTS? Not those dirty birds...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Local Comedian Shoots to National Fame After Tragic Death




Sunday November 14, 2010 around 8pm Anthony "Coo" Barre' also known as "Messy Mya" was fatally shot to death at the baby shower for his unborn child in the 7th Ward of New Orleans. Coo was known for his "booking" ways and quick witted humor that he steadily uploaded on YouTube. Known rapper and comedian to the New Orleans, Atlanta, and Houston area, he was quickly on the rise to stardom.



Last picture of Coo about an hour before his untimely death with the mother of his child beside him. ---->

In death Coo was discovered by thousands of people via his YouTube page. Celebrities were giving condolences to Coo and his family via Twitter. His death only came 12 HOURS after one of his good friend Rodney " Blazer Boy Money" Peters drowning death. Although I understand that you don't have to know someone to send compassionate words, why is it that in death was the only time you all acknowledged him? Coo's funeral service was held this very morning, and he was buried in the same cemetery as my mother. Unfortunately I didn't attend because of personal reasons, and the disgust I had for people that didn't know Coo but just wanted to be nosy.



A suspect by the name of Jason Baptist Hamilton was apprehended early this morning at a Marreo hospital. There are rumors swirling that there may be two other suspects but police don't want to release names on them yet in case the men attempt to run.



News spread quickly about Coo's death after a picture of him dying/dead on the ground surfaced on Twitter. The person who snapped this disrespectful picture needs to also have some type of charges brought to them as well in my opinion.





Coo will NEVER be forgotten. I will say this though, if you feel a particularly way about Coo and what he did while he was alive and it wasn't positive you need to keep it to yourself. NO ONE deserves to be murdered and lay dying on a street. We love you Coo and now you finally get to be with Miss Chrystal. Now you better not be in heaven trying to "book" God! You and Money run that "4th Ward" beat and pouch for the angels. We're going to miss you.

And yeah I said it...now who gonna pop ME?



Friday, July 30, 2010

Who Dat Said They Gon Beat Them Saints


Today marks the start of the New Orleans Saints training camp. Folks were lined up at 3AM to see the opening days training. As much as I cover other teams, its a MUST that I cover my own. I am what they call an "Ignorant Saints Fan". If we lose I'm yelling WHO DAT, and if we win I'm yelling WHO DAT! Oh yeah, can someone let Chad know that just because he now has Terell on his team it doesn't mean they'll win a Superbowl. You have to win a play off game first boo.

It's OK...one day....one day...



Lets do a repeat boys! I don't think they really believe the power behind us!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Chopper Young City's "I Dont Know" Video

Yall can talk all the shit about Chopper and still try to giggle about that old ass Chopper Suit shit, but guess what, thanks to his hardworking manager Big Mike he's stayed relevent. What are the rest of you underground rappers shooting with nowadays? Flip camaras? Better what...whats your budget for your videos? Act like you dont like the song...I dare you to...

Are the Cowboys Media Whores?




Is it something in the Texas air? Lately Cowboy football players have been popping up in the media left and right, and not for anything positive. The past week pictures of tight end Martellus Bennett, saftey and Micheal Hamlin, supposedly leaked by females they had sent them to via text messege. Then rookie first round draft pick Dez Bryant refused to carry vetren Roy Willamas pads after a practice. The rookie felt like he's there to play football, not be hazed by his fellow teammates. We aren't even going to get on Miles Austin though. He's been hopping around the country with America's 2nd favorite attention whore Kim Kardashian; first being Paris Hilton. Advice to Marty and Mike...stop sending out your wang dang pics to random chicks. You know these jumpoffs have no discrestion about them nowadays. But um...shoutout to the other Cowboys STILL sending out naked pics....is that my phone ringing?

Go Hard On The Remix



Ricky Rozay realeased his freestyle to Wacka Flock's "Go Hard In The Paint". Yall know how I feel about Waka Flocka, but Rozay bodied his verse.

To hear the freestyle CICK HERE

Bootleggers and Mungkeys



Ricky Rozay (formally Rick Ross) seems to have a little issue on his hand. Major bootlegging of his 5th album "Teflon Don" hurt his sells tremendously. He only sold 176,000 the first week, the lowest since his past album "Deeper Then Rap" We all know Officer Ricky has stacks on deck, but boo....what did you expect. Your music caters to the key bootleggers. Everyone I know thats blasting "BMF" and sceaming about how they think they're Big Meech and Larry Hoover have your precious cd burned complete with the Sharpie marked words "Teflon Don". Well...hope this wont affect you paying that 10 million that the REAL Freeway Ricky Ross is suing you for, for using his namesake. Yeah...good luck with all that. But thanks for bringin Stacy Dash back in the limelight, we all greatly apperciate it!

Count Your Blessings



It's been awhile since I was in high school. And for some of you that know me, you know I basically hated everything about it. The long days, the annoying teachers and principals, and the restricted perimeters of a seemingly to small campus. Despite all the crap I met some funny kids during my high school years. One of my PNC's (Parner N Crime) older brother was always a staple of the L.D. Bell hallways and football and track events. Without a doubt Andre Lampkin was "cold" on the field and relatively popular with the '06-'07 graduating classes. We all went our separate ways after high school and Andre went to play football in college. Things took a crazy turn and here's his story below. So before you complain about the simple crap that you go through daily think about what you're about to watch. Andre...you are truly an inspiration...you got on my last nerve sometimes, but I still got love for you and I've kept you and Kay Kay in my prayers since she called me the week after you first went into the hospital two years ago.



He's still got that Blue Raider Pride!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Babymama Drama

Well...Mel Gibson is at it again? Can somebody pass him a Xanax before he pops a blood vessel. This is the THIRD leaked rant from Mel towards his babymama. Dang homie, you've come along way from "The Passion of Christ. Well...sometimes women can drive you to do some crazy things. *cough cough* Aint that right Chris Brown...

Jets...foo



It has arrived...

Curren$y's 2nd Album hit the shelves last week and sold immediatly. After a LONG awaited time, the weed smokers album of the summer is in stores now. With colleb's from Devin the Dude, Wiz Khalifa, Jay Electronica, Mos Def, and McKenzie Eddy this is in heavy rotation in my ipod. After searching the city of New Orleans with many failed attempts of stores that either sold out of the cd or just plain didnt order it, I took it to itunes. Either way I pay for good music...no bootlegging over here. So...just one question? Now yall believe me?

Where's my lighter? Its time for another one....put it in the airrrrrrrr

Oh...and word of advice to you "big name" music stores and places like Target... Eat a fat penis. Yall will learn that stocking these artists music will help gain you profit.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Is You Thirsty? B*tch I Might Be!



Friday night as I was enjoying myself in a popular New Orleans club located in the French Quarter I encountered the worst amount of fuckery in quite awhile.

I was drugged...

He he...ha ha...yes we all watched "The Hangover" and laughed hysterically when we found out the boys were all slipped the "date rape" drug that led them on their interesting adventure through Las Vegas.

My experience was nothing like this. One moment I was talking amongst friends in the DJ booth, the next minute a cute young man is offering to buy me a drink. I quickly gulped down my remaining drink and proceeded to the bar with him. Almost immediately after the drink was halfway gone I felt dizzy.

My close friends and associates know for a fact that I can DRINK. So there is no way I should've been feeling as inibrated as I was feeling. I went to the bathroom, and told myself I have to walk these 8 blocks to my job no matter what happens.

I don't remember the walk or getting to my job I just remember waking up in the hospital with 2 IV's in me, a cathader and sticky things all on my chest and stomach being told I was drugged with one of my coworkers near my bedside on the verge of tears.

Ladies be more careful, Im usually very cautious of things when I go out but it seems they are getting better at what they do. If you're out and you think you've been drugged DO NOT DRINK WATER, IMMEDIATLY TRY TO THROW UP so you dont further ingest any more of the drug.

My doctor said thats what really saved me was me making myself throw up. It could've been much worse.

I'm not writing this blog to try to gain sympathy I'm writing it as a wake up call to all women out there who frequent bars, and nightclubs. There are predators EVERYWHERE.

Shout out to thirsty men that feel they can't get ZERO action without resorting to crap like this. You still didn't get it....

The fuSHion Magazine drops Vol. 3 Issue 3 Featuring Trae



Probably the most anticipated issue of the summer was released today featuring Houston artist Trae The Truth. Why so anticipated you ask? Well if you live anywhere in the south you know about the radio ban being done by 97.9 The Boxx in Houston, Texas of ALL Trae's music.

Sounds ridiculous huh? Same thing I thought but its reality. Radio DJ's and personalities are actually being fired behind the ban. Read more about it by clicking the link to see the issue online. Click Here

If you want to purchase copies of the magazine in print Click Here


DJ Brandi Garcia speaks on her getting fired.

We Forgive You Chris



FINALLY...Chris gets to pay his idol homage. Chris Brown finally got to perform during the BET awards (aka the most coonish show on earth) today after being blackballed within the industry since that little altercation with Rihanna last year.

I actually sat and screamed at my TV as the smoke cleared and the 21 year old R&B singer began to imitate the late Micheal Jackson's famous dance moves. He even become choked up while attempting to perform "Man In the Mirror" By then I too was in tears watching the powerful performance. I feel that in a way Chris sort of felt Micheal's pain of being ostracized.

I took a look at my Twitter and saw the same doubters that basically trashed Chris for months now praising him. How about you phony mofo's have a seat. I like to call you all "fair weather fans" out, but I'm not. Instead I'm going to point out the fact that Jay-Z and wife Beyonce were nowhere to be found. Rumor has it, Jay was the one who stopped Chris from doing a PROPER tribute last year. Well take that Jay. I'm sure you're somewhere in your thong sandals with a sour look upon your Joe Camel face. It'll be OK.

One thing I wonder...why didnt Chris perform "Beat It"? teehee

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

#DeathTo Photoshop



As I get my daily dose of fuckery from Media Take Out I peep an evil headline pertaining to video model Bria Myles. Yeah that ass fat but what it look like with out all that smoothing. I clicked the link and giggled to myself. Because I remember seeing a certain "model" on the regular...IN PERSON, and she looks NOTHING like her pics body wise...maybe y'all know her. We got the same first name. Tehee...let me not start that up again.

But seriously as I scroll down my time line while on Twitter all I see is retweets with icons of girls with their asses facing the camera. Nothing wrong with that because I like to see booty just like everyone else. But bitch...when I click on your icon it SHOULD NOT look like a damn cartoon character from all the smoothing and reshaping they had to do on your cellulite filled ass. If you cant get your ass in the gym and fix these problems then guess what, hop your ass from in front that camera.

Now...where are my Chips Ahoy?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Power 102.9's Benefit Concert at House Of Blues




Another night for me at the House of Blues...they're starting to know me on a first name basis. I honestly dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. The concert was basically held for donations towards St. Benard Parish by one of New Orleans popular radio stations Power 102.9 and the Power Posse'.




My new favorite R&B artist Kourtney Heart and her DJ Raj Smoove took the stage first doing her own renditions of Alicia Keys and Rihanna, one of her newest singles and her most popular one "My Boy" featuring Magnolia Shorty.


But of course...you all know I LOVE my fellow black folks, but why is it that we can NEVER be on time. While waiting for Cali Swag District, Curren$y, J Cole, and Juvenile to show up DJ Chicken, DJ Apple, DJ Dirty Red, Mike Swift, Downtown Leslie Brown, Big Abe, Big Herc and the rest of the Power 102.9 staff kept the crowd jumping and fist pumping along with Skip.










Finally Cali Swag District got there and everyone started doing their "Dougie". Not gonna lie but they were jamming. The even demonstrated those famous boogie moves. Clearly someone's been taking notes from Dallas.






Then Mr "Jet Life" himself Curren$y graced our presence. You know he had to roll up before he hit the stage.




This next artist hit the stage and I actually got a little star struck. Yes ladies and gents, J Cole came on. If this dud isn't the coldest new rapper. Its a reason that Jay-Z got him under his wing. I literally saw fans mouthing his lyrics word for word. When "Who Dat" came on the noise level was insane. Stop the Drake conparisons...dude is killing "Wheel Chair Jimmy" lyically.






Unfortunately the last artist I didn't really get to get any pictures of his performance. Juvenile, shout out to your ignorant ass entourage that mad it impossible for people to do their jobs. You being from New Orleans know that the backstage and side stage area of the House of Blues isn't that large, so really? I listened from the green room though and of course he brought it back with his Cash Money days and performed his new single "Drop That".



Once again I enjoyed myself. Big thank you to House of Blues New Orleans, Power 102.9, the Definition DJ's and all the artists that performed.

But my black people...lets try to be on time next go around...